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Headline: Company Makes Commemorative Condoms For Royal Wedding

Caption: Forget tea towels, coffee mugs or plaques, a British company has designed the only royal wedding souvenir worth having. Crown Jewels Heritage Condoms is offering a box of keepsake condoms to commemorate Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding May 10 at St. George’s Chapel in Windsor. The aptly-named novelty item is showcased on the company’s website complete with a number of cringe-worthy tag lines and promises to be, “the only condoms in the world to play an exclusive arrangement of God Save the Queen and The Star Spangled Banner.” The company also sold commemorative condoms to mark the nuptials of Prince William and Kate back in 2011. **OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE BELOW** Crown Jewels of London, leading suppliers of heritage condoms, is proud to unveil a sumptuous new love sheath commemorating the wedding of Prince Harry to Ms Meghan Markle. As befits a Royal Wedding, the master craftsmen at Crown Jewels have created a souvenir condom of unrivalled luxury. These artisan-style sheaths are tailored to a regal fit before being drizzled with lube and packed for freshness; they are truly condoms fit for a prince. Presented in a handsome souvenir case, Crown Jewels has created a world first. As the lid is opened, lovers will be delighted by an exclusive musical arrangement of God Save the Queen and The Star Spangled Banner. Even the box is a work of art, featuring a commemorative portrait of the royal couple by acclaimed Romanian artist, Jacqués Valentin. Given the desirability of commemorative condoms and the risk of counterfeits, packs include a signed Certificate of Authenticity guaranteeing the item’s provenance and authenticity. Hugh Pomfret, spokesman for Crown Jewels Heritage Condoms, said of the launch: “A royal wedding is a celebration of love, just like our luxurious sheaths. We proudly stand with our American cousins to toast the happy couple and say to lovers everywhere; your Prince will come.” Already, commemorative condoms for the wedding of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are commanding auction prices in excess of £100. Crown Jewels condoms are therefore not simply a patriotic indulgence but a shrewd investment opportunity. Condoms will be available exclusively from www.crownjewelscondoms.co.uk, priced £10.00.

Keywords: feature,feature story,Royal Wedding,Harry and Meghan,humour,funny

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